Big Chocolate Donuts or Cigarettes

Over the years I have shared with the girls why I don't smoke cigarettes. I am sure at times I talked about health reasons, financial reasons, smell reasons, etc., but the primary reason is "Big Chocolate Frosted Donuts." As I remember it, when I was in Junior High School, my mother gave me a little money for milk each day. If I choose not to drink milk, I could, if I wanted (without Mom's knowledge) buy something else with the money. I had tried smoking a cigarette once or twice to look cool. I always thought I would be pretty cool if I used the money to buy cigarettes, but before I could to buy the cigarettes I had to walk right by a wonderfully smelling bakery. They had to know what they were doing......what young growing boy could just walk right on by......... with all those smells pulling, pulling us ........ annnd this bakery sold the biggest chocolate frosted donuts......I just could not walk on by that bakery without giving in to those donuts. Those donuts would reach out to me.......calling, calling my name and they won each and every time..... I still love chocolate frosted donuts and I still don't smoke....In a head-to-head match......Big Chocolate Frosted Donuts will triumph over cigarettes, each and every time.